Funky Witch – 9 Detailing Products for Interior, Paint, Tyres and Glass

Funky Witch is a Polish detailing brand offering a complete product line in nine products – from interior dressings and fabric cleaner to snow foam, car shampoo and glass cleaner. The updated range covers full vehicle care in one system with a unified design and well-formulated products.

This guide covers all nine products: what they do, how they are applied and which applications they suit.

Interior products – dressings and fabric cleaner

Funky Witch Gentleman – matte plastic dressing 500 ml

Funky Witch Gentleman is a matte dressing for interior plastic panels. The product gives a factory-like, natural appearance with no gloss and protects plastic against drying and UV fading. Apply with a microfibre cloth or applicator pad.

Funky Witch Eros Matt Dressing – matte plastic dressing 500 ml

Funky Witch Eros is another matte dressing for interior plastic. Eros gives a subtly satin finish – slightly more depth than Gentleman but still without a glossy effect. Suits the dashboard, door panels, centre console and steering column.

Funky Witch Mademoiselle – matte plastic dressing 500 ml

Funky Witch Mademoiselle is a matte dressing specifically for the dashboard (cockpit). The product restores freshness and gives a natural, matte appearance. Apply with a microfibre cloth and spread evenly across the surface.

Funky Witch Clean&Mint Fabric Cleaner – fabric cleaner 500 ml

Funky Witch Clean&Mint is a fabric cleaner that deep cleans upholstery, mats and the headliner. The product has a mint scent and removes stains, dirt and odours. Spray onto the surface, work in with a brush and wipe with a microfibre cloth or extract with a vacuum.

Exterior products – washing, paint and tyres

Funky Witch Tsunami Active Foam – snow foam with mildly acidic pH 500 ml

Funky Witch Tsunami is an active foam (snow foam) with a mildly acidic pH. Apply with a foam lance before contact washing. The acidic pH effectively dissolves road salt, grease film and stubborn dirt without affecting existing protection layers on the paint.

Funky Witch Wash&Posh Shampoo – pH-neutral car shampoo 500 ml

Funky Witch Wash&Posh is a pH-neutral car shampoo for contact washing with a wash mitt. The shampoo produces rich foam, dissolves dirt effectively and rinses clean – without breaking down wax, sealant or ceramic coating. Mix with water in a wash bucket.

Funky Witch Botox – Quick Detailer 500 ml

Funky Witch Botox is a quick detailer that refreshes the paint and adds gloss between washes. Spray onto clean or lightly dusty paint and buff with a microfibre cloth. Also works as a drying aid – spray onto wet paint after washing and dry off.

Funky Witch Dark&Shine Tire Dressing – tyre dressing 500 ml

Funky Witch Dark&Shine is a tyre dressing that produces deep blackness and protects the rubber against UV, ozone and cracking. Apply with an applicator pad to clean, dry tyre sidewalls. Remove excess product after 5–10 minutes.

Glass products

Funky Witch Magic Ball Glass Cleaner – glass cleaner 500 ml

Funky Witch Magic Ball is a glass cleaner that works on glass and chrome trim. Removes fingerprints, grease film and dirt without streaks. Spray onto a microfibre cloth and wipe the glass with straight strokes. Buff with a dry cloth for a streak-free result.

Product overview – all 9 products

Product Type Volume Application
Gentleman Matte plastic dressing 500 ml Interior plastic panels
Eros Matt Dressing Matte/satin dressing 500 ml Interior plastic panels
Mademoiselle Matte plastic dressing 500 ml Dashboard (cockpit)
Clean&Mint Fabric Cleaner Fabric cleaner 500 ml Upholstery, mats, headliner
Tsunami Active Foam Snow foam (mildly acidic pH) 500 ml Pre-wash of bodywork
Wash&Posh Shampoo pH-neutral car shampoo 500 ml Contact washing of bodywork
Botox Quick Detailer Quick detailer / drying aid 500 ml Paint – refreshing and drying
Dark&Shine Tire Dressing Tyre dressing 500 ml Tyre sidewalls
Magic Ball Glass Cleaner Glass cleaner 500 ml Glass and chrome

 

Suitable for: Car enthusiasts, professional detailers, reconditioning technicians, mobile car care services and car dealers looking for a complete product line from one brand.

Industries: Vehicle care, car reconditioning, detailing studios, car dealerships, car hire and fleet management.

Frequently Asked Questions About Funky Witch (FAQ)

What is the difference between Funky Witch Gentleman, Eros and Mademoiselle?

All three are matte plastic dressings for the car interior but with different finishes. Gentleman gives the most matte finish – no gloss at all, like factory-fresh plastic. Eros gives a subtly satin surface with slightly more depth. Mademoiselle is specifically formulated for the dashboard (cockpit) and gives a matte finish with restored freshness. The choice depends on which level of sheen you prefer and which surfaces you are treating.

Can Funky Witch Wash&Posh Shampoo be used on paint with ceramic coating?

Yes, Funky Witch Wash&Posh is pH-neutral and designed to clean without breaking down existing protection layers. It works on paint treated with wax, sealant and ceramic coating. The shampoo removes dirt and road film without affecting the hydrophobic effect or the protection's durability. Mix according to the manufacturer's dilution ratio in a wash bucket and use with a wash mitt.

In what order should Funky Witch Tsunami Active Foam and Wash&Posh Shampoo be used?

Tsunami Active Foam is used as a pre-wash – apply with a foam lance to dry bodywork, allow to dwell and rinse off. The acidic pH dissolves salt, grease film and stubborn dirt without contact. Wash&Posh Shampoo is used as a contact wash afterwards with the two-bucket method. The order is: 1) Tsunami as pre-wash, 2) rinse, 3) Wash&Posh with wash mitt, 4) rinse and dry. This combination minimises the risk of scratches and produces the best result.